Who doesn't love Insta-noodles?? They're great for all the welfare waged fuckers out there who can't spend more than 25 cents on a meal. The noods are cranked up with carbs so you stay full for hours and even though your lips pucker and wrinkle with the amount of sodium in those stringy suckers, it's worth it cause it hurts so good. Kinda like anal.
Anyhaaaay, it's always refreshing to see that celebs ARE "Just Like Us" as Us Weekly would say. Kate Beckinsale loves her some Raman or "Pot Noodles" as they are called in the UK. Of course the Brits have to have the better soup slurpin brand name!!! We'll forever be in their shadow. So, Beckinsalisbury Steak was quoted at Elton John's Big Gay Soiree (aka his Oscar after party) saying to the pap's that all she really wanted to do was go home, ride a big black dildo, and eat some Pot Noodles. Ok, the black dillie part isn't true, but you know she likes the dark meat, even if she won't admit it. She played a goth for Satan's sake!
So the noodlers over at Pot Noodle got wind of this celebrity big up's and were so stoked that they named a flava after her..." Steak & Beckinsale". We can only wonder if Beckinsalsbury Steak is gonna eat herself or not. If she does, we hope Madame Gothica has a video tape handy so all the little Underworldlings can get their rocks off!
Just Add Water Mix:
1. Say My Name - Destiny's Child
2. Yummy - Gwen Stefani Ft. Pharrel
3. The Soup - Regina Spektor
4. 32 Flavors - Ani Difranco
5. Chicken Noodle Soup - Dj Webster
6. Steak For Chicken - The Moldy Peaches
7. I Honor You - Canibus
8. She's Perfect - Jimmy Eat World
9. Eat The Rich - Motorhead
10. The Pot - Tool
11. Lucky You - The National
12. Eat It - Weird Al Yankovic
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