Ummm seriously, is Candies Shoes hyped up on some sort of coke laced Willy Wonka gobstopper or something?? Why oh why is Britney Fears the new face of their campaign? The wart toad doesn't even like wearing shoes, so how do they think she's a good spokesperson for hocking them. We guess the similarities are kinda there. Both Fears and Candies are cheap, both cause blisters and they're both loved by southern simpleton sluts, so maybe this marriage does work out after all. That would be a first for Brit Twit.
Past Candies cooters have included Jenny "Jack Me" McCarthy, Foul Face Fergie, Ashy Ass Simpson and Hayden Pantie(Stain)ttiere. We guess Candies has a thing for dumb blonde's like Hangy Balls Hugh Hefner. Anyhaaaay, check out the lame ass pic of Twitney below and you tell us if you think she's trashy or classy.
Shoe Shine Shimmy Mix:
1. Sell Me Candy - Rhianna
2. Watch My Feet - Dude And Them
3.Stilletos - Crime Mob
4. Bad Sneakers - Steely Dan
5. Get On Your Boots - U2
6. Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis Presley
7. Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes - Paul Simon
8. Little Black Sandals - Sia
9. Mary Jane Shoes - Fergie
10. Stripper Heels - Brick N' Lace
11. These Boots Are Made For Walking - Nancy Sinatra
12. Teeth God's Like Shoeshine - Modest Mouse
1. Sell Me Candy - Rhianna
2. Watch My Feet - Dude And Them
3.Stilletos - Crime Mob
4. Bad Sneakers - Steely Dan
5. Get On Your Boots - U2
6. Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis Presley
7. Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes - Paul Simon
8. Little Black Sandals - Sia
9. Mary Jane Shoes - Fergie
10. Stripper Heels - Brick N' Lace
11. These Boots Are Made For Walking - Nancy Sinatra
12. Teeth God's Like Shoeshine - Modest Mouse
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