Ok so in a nutshell the 2009 Grammy's were actually entertaining. So much so that we didn't switch over to watch Rock of Love Bus, and that's saying something. We really love our STD filled Sunday shows. Anyhaaaay, we've wedgie picked our highlights from last nights shiz and to page fromage to the Grammy's of yore, we've complied a playlist of the 12 best and worst songs the Whammys have honored.
Last night's skylights:
K, so the collabo with Common Cold(play) and Jay-Zzzz's made us feel weird and uncomfortable. Kinda like when you stumble into the bathroom when your friends dad is getting out of the shower. You dont want to look, but you kinda have to, and then you totally regret looking.
Carrie Igotwood really has a killer voice, but too bad her stylist dooped her. She sent that bitch out there wearing a negligee straight from Blanche Devereau's closet on the Golden Girls.
Kinda loved Sugarland and Adele's acceptance speeches. It tickles our pickle to see people act goofy and doofy, yet sincere and queer.
Hey Krankye, the black Michael Jackson called and said he wants his 80's look back. Seriously though, Krankye's pic-ed out poof doo, sequins blazer and skinny tie looked like he jumped right out of an 80's prom scene... but Estelle you're fuckin fabu!! We double heart you.
Blink 182- Wow they're reuniting. Can we ask a question...who gives a booger?
Did we hallucinate or did Coldgay really get the Grammy for Best Song & Rock Album?? Yuk, snarf, barf. God they're so vanilla. And not vanilla bean, but organic vanilla frozen yogurt. The kinda that tastes ok at first lick, but then after a few more licks its true flavor comes out and just leaves you with a funky film all over your mouth. Thus vowing you to never try that again.
Rap Pack: No one on the corners got a belly like that, belly like that, belly belly like that. God we love M.I.A. Our homebitch should have faked her water breaking and freak everyone out. And again Krankye looks like something from the 80's only this time it was a cross between MJ circa "Dont Stop Til You Get Enough" and Tubs from Miami Vice. Lil Wayne and Jay-Zzzz's were aiiight, but mmmm T.I. is just F.I.N.E.
Challah! Seriously, who doesnt love the Jewish Elvis? Neil Diamond tickles our temple and when we hear is smooth grooves we cant help but get star of david struck.
Radiohead was like a cosmic caress on the lips of a Kraken, but really we can do without the Clay Aiken hairdo, Thom.
Plant/Krauss totally took over, but fuck it, that song is the shit...what's the title of it again?
The Whammys Mix:
2. Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
3. Higher Love - Steve Winwood
4. Another Day In Paradise - Phil Collins
5. Rosanna - Toto
6. Smooth - Carlos Santana & Rob Thomas
7. Just The Way You Are - Billy Joel
8. Kiss From A Rose - Seal
9. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
10. Rehab - Amy Winehouse
11. Sunny Came Home - Shawn Colvin
12. Hotel California - The Eagles
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