Yup, its that time of year again. Valentines Day. The day that if you're a lonely hearts clubber, you're basically suicidal and don't come out from under the covers until the sun rises on February 15th. Well, we here at Gabba want to help...make this day even worse for ya. We enjoy nothing more than seeing people in distress and laughing at others misfortunes. We feel this way for several reasons:
1. If you're still single and in your late 20's, there IS probably something wrong with you, and you should really put yourself out of your misery now. Why prolong the inevitable?
2. If you let this hearts and farts holiday effect your self esteem, then you're lame, and probably have no game...hence the no significant other to call your own.
And 3rd, we just don't have patience for people who always need to be reassured that they're funny, or cool or that it's not you, it's them. Chances are, you either suck in the sack, have the personality of a dried up turn nugget, or rock a retarded hairstyle. Yup, we're that vain!!
Seriously though, if you're left piddling your skittle or diddle every night and cant find someone to lay the funk down on, you should just sew up your privates forever....they're worthless and unnecessary. So to help guide the razor to your wrist and put you out of your misery, we've complied a suicidal set list for you to play while you meet your maker. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY LOSER!
Broken Hearts Club Mix
1. What Is Love - Haddaway
2. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Careless Whisper - George Micheal
4. Against All Odds - Phil Collins
5. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Culture Club
6. Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely - Backstreet Boys
7. All Out Of Love - Air Supply
8. Foolish Games - Jewel
9. Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Bonnie Tyler
10. All By Myself - Celine Dion
11. Crazy - Patsy Cline
12. Love Hurts - Nazareth
Bonus Track
13. You've Lost That Loving Feeling - The Righteous Brothers
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