La Loser Mix:
Bitch needs to get her shit together. While Clitty Licky Lohan has been parading around town chomping box and sniffing rocks, she's letting movie rolls slip right through her pussy hole. None other than fellow Mean Girl-er, Amanda Seyfried, (the doodlehead blonde with the nice set of blow jay lips) has swooped in and beat Licky.Lo out for the lead role in the Oscar Wilde adaption of A Woman Of No Importance.
Judging by the movie title alone, you'd think Lame.Lo was made for the part. Cause ever since she got tangled up in the titties balls and started funneling the pussy punch and not booze, she's turned into one big snooze. If you ask us, Lazy.Lo needs a swift jab in her ju-ju hole with a big, hard schlong to help motivate her ass and get back into the swing of things. Where's her hoe mother when she needs her?
Judging by the movie title alone, you'd think Lame.Lo was made for the part. Cause ever since she got tangled up in the titties balls and started funneling the pussy punch and not booze, she's turned into one big snooze. If you ask us, Lazy.Lo needs a swift jab in her ju-ju hole with a big, hard schlong to help motivate her ass and get back into the swing of things. Where's her hoe mother when she needs her?
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