Super Bowl Sunday should get moved to Super Bowl Monday and then made into a national holiday so we can get the day off work. Who do we need to email about this ish? We seriously don't get enough holidays out of the year and this shit would be perfect since Americanos are like die hard football fans. We have to say we're lean more to the real Football you gringos call soccer.
Yes it's a sport ding-a-ling but we don't even watch the game we just watch the dripping, sex wafting players. The NFL needs to step it up cause even those nut hugging tights those helmet thingymagigys are still open enough to see ones fug mug. We believe a modeling agency should work with the head coach in drafting only washboards stomachs and sexy farmer boy faces. That will get us watching.
Don't forget to take your Tums with you too. This Sunday is snackies heaven for us. Nothing beats a curly Tostito lime chip dipped in hot creamy cheese with buffalo wing skin strategically placed in it's curved pocket. Oh god!! Get those fucking carrot sticks away it's Super bowl Sunday!
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