Coldgay! They are the fuckin plague and we blame it all on Paltrhoe. That skinny bitch ruined the band as soon as she spread her lanky legs and sprayed her vegan vapors in the face of Chris Fartin. It was all downhill from there and as the old saying goes "Misery Loves Company". Thats exactly what Fart Boy is up to. Since Paltrhoe and Robert Downey Detergent Jr. did that little "under the radar" indie flick Iron Man, they for some funked up reason bonded and she's since introduced him to her hubby. See, this is why sobriety sucks, cause you know that old school fucked up Downey Detergent wouldn't so much as piss on that bitch's upper lip, but now that he's all boring and sober he's falling for her shit spell.
Anyhaaaay, Chris Fartin is apparently a huge fan (aka tool) of Sherlock Holmes and told Downey Detergent that Holmesy was actually a tall, skinny bitch...much like his wife. And he suggested that to stay true to the character, he needs to shed the lbs. And froopy loops Downey is actually listening to shit poop talk!!!! This nana has Paltrhoe written all over it. Since she's as exciting as a floating turd nugget, she's out to ruin everyone's fun. Food equals fun and if you don't like to indulge on maple syrup covered bacon or chocolate covered ANYTHING, you're as bland as that bitch in the sack. Uggggh we shutter to think of her actually have sex.
1. I Don't Wanna Eat It - DJ Quick
2. La Dieta - Banda Fresa
3. Skinny Love - Bon Iver
4. Hey Good Looking - Hank Williams Sr.
5. Watching The Detectives - Elvis Costello
6. You Should Be A Model - Mr. Capone E.
7. Losing Weight Part 2 - Cam'Ron
8. Peer Pressure - Pretty Ricky
9. My Favorite Food Is You - ABACABB
10. The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
11. Pump Up Song - Gary Glitter (Friday Night Lights)
12. Workout Theme - Rocky IV Soundtrack
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