Happy V(eneral Disease) Day to all you love vixens!
Fact: 1 in every 4 bitches has got a little funk on their junk.
Thats shiz is just stank and if you feel a little itch or critch, you best to scratch your ass all the way down to your doc, stat!
So in honor of this whorish holiday, we'd like to suggest the above pictured dilly dil for your Vday pleasures. It's fun for all ages, boys and girls, gay or straight! For the fellas, it's sure to put the kink back in your stink, and for the ladies, your labias will quiver with fire and desire.
Yes that's right, the Tantus Feeldoe Slim Vibrator is the answer to spicing up your sex life and putting the zing back in your thing. Just read the review below from Amazon.com to convince yourself this is the right gift for you and the one you like to stick things in.
17 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
| By | John Doe "Fun Toys" |
If this doesn't make you want to run right out and get your very one Tantus tickler, we don't know what will. Just think about all the freedom you'll have without having to put this puppy in a harness. Yes, the reviewer mentioned that his weak ass wife couldn't handle the weight on her own, but that's cause she's probably used to fucking pinky peeshes and hasn't had the pleasure of a 9incher!!
This little pleasure puppy is designed to be harness-free and heaven forbid we fuck with it's true intentions. Stick this little bad boy in all the holes you can handle and watch your lover scream with delight...or fright. Either way, you'll get your moneys worth.

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