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You just gotta love a celebration that revolves around getting cocked...in the drunk AND horny sense, and all for the glory of cheap plastic anal beads! Fat Ass Drunk Ass Tuesday should be a National holiday ya'll! Except bitches, like the one pictured above, shouldn't be allowed to take their tops off. Either she's an unfortunate tittie fritz with misshaped boobers, or she had a botched up top surgery! Homegirl needs some anal beads to cover those sunny side up eggums. Ew!
Anyhaaaay, you'll never catch our ass up on the street of New Orleans during Mardi Gras. Not cause we can't handle it, its just those crackie ass creepshows who are standing there next to you oogling over your nani's like its feeding time at the nursery. And we aint showin the goodies just for mother humpin anal beads. If they were throwing chocolate covered candy clits, then that would be a different story.
So while all the good Christians are home gearing up for Ash Wednesday, the true sinners are out suckling the creole cockballs in back alleys and funneling jambalaya juice by the cunt load...and THAT is what the spirit of Mardi Gras is all about!
Boobs For Beads Mix:
2. Dancing In The Street - David Bowie & Mick Jagger
3. Steel Drums - Soca Man
4. Up In Here - DMX
5. Blame It On The Alcohol - Jamie Foxx Ft. T-Pain
6. Iko Iko - The Belle Stars
7. Coco Jumbo - La Bouche
8. Mardi Gras With No Bra On - Travis Matte
9. Party Like A Rock Star - Shop Boyz
10. Tits, Clits, Bong Hits - Kottonmouth Kings
11. Mardi Gras - Second Line
12. Born On Bayou - Creedance Clearwater Revival
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