Poop-A-Loop Mix
Ugh gross. Miss Drab Slab Paltrow is taking her boring ass bullshit to the foodie world. This doody wop is penning a healthy living cookbook cause she's got nothing better to do. May we ask who the fritter fuck wants to eat the bullshit Paltrow puts in her mouth? She's been very public about her bizarre love of macrobiotic foods and honestly, isn't that shiz uncooked anyway??? So who does she think she is guiding others in the culinary world?
We guess if you like feasting on bark burgers and cardboard crackers then this shit's for you. But may we recommend that after dining on this type of caca cuisine, that you go and choke on a brazed celery stick, cause you're not worth squat. If you ain't chowing down on delicious gourmet grub like Hebrew Nash corn dogs and Little Debbie treats, then you're as bland as a night in the sack with Gwenny diddle.
Puketrow is peddling this garbage by claiming it's in honor of her late father, who in her words was a famous pancake maker and is working on adapting his recipe, by making them slightly healthier. Yikes, we can only imagine... instead of sprinkling delicious candy coated chocolate drops she'll probably add tofu tips or something lame like that. She also set up her own lifestyle newsletter and website at Goop.com... Yup you read that right, Goop.com. Honestly the name of the site says it all, Poopy Goop = Paltrow Poop. Bon Apetit!
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