AJ of course being short for Auction Jackson, cause that's what this fritter nose has become. Mr Michael has been rockin the pauper style like a champ and is selling off his all weird ass shiz to make sure Con Ed doesn't shut off his electricity. But lets be real for a sec, you know he's pawning off his Peter Pan pj's and the like in a straight up suburban style tag sale. They like to call it an auction cause he's famous and they gotta glam it up a bit for the press, but you know all this junk is laid out on his lawn with little stickies stating their price. They can't fool us!
Those bedazzled tube socks can't be worth more than a buck fifty. We don't give a P.Y.T. if his funky fresh feets where up in them moonwalking through Neverland Ranch. They're straight up Kmart brand cotton with some gems glued on from your local craft shop. And that fuckin terminator type robotic bust. Betcha that crap sells for $25. Now, if it actually lit up, moved, and maybe told us the weather each morning, we'd raise it's net worth to 50 beans.
To be honest though, the portrait and golf cart are actually priceless treasures! We'd give our skin, hair and nails to mount that pic above our mantel (if we actually had a fuckin mantel) and cruise around Brooklyn doing 15 mph in that bad, jahmowah, golf cart. You have to actually feel bad to this doodle dong. He's got to sell all this junk just to make ends meet. Shiiiiit, homie should have just fucked a sugar daddy, and not kids who arent even legal to work in this country, so he could have kept his steelo going. Damn Michael, you not only let us down, you let Bubbles the chimp down too!
Treasure Chest Mix:
1. The Auctioneer - Leroy Van Dyke
2. The Man Who Sold The World - David Bowie
3. Gotta Getcha - Jermaine Dupri Ft. Missy Elliot
4. Don't Stop Till You Get Enough - Micheal Jackson
5. Move Out - Yaz
6. Neverland - The Knife
7. Cleaning House - Peggy Scott Adams
8. Scream - Micheal Jackson & Janet Jackson
9. Lost It All - Cassidy
10. Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green Day
11. Bruised Not Broken - Joss Stone
12. It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday - Boys II Men
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