Damn, some bitches think they're so f'in smart and sassy, meanwhile they're just lame and trashy! Miss Jessica Slimeson is trying to capitalize on the recent hub bub surrounding the "lard ass" comments. Ok, the tabloids didn't say lard ass, but we did, so just go with it...we're para-puff phrasing. Anyhaaaay, miss Doritos lips is trying to get crafty and has told Elle Magazine:
"I want to create clothes that flatter every figure. I know how a dress can make you feel so frumpy. I promise mine won't. I know what flatters a woman, and trust me, I've been judged a lot in my life. By now I know what works if you're curvy. If my clothing and accessories make you feel great and let you walk proud and tall - in big, big platform shoes - then I'm happy."
What the dick funk is this bitch tokin' on?? We want some of that funny stuff, cause clearly it makes you forget who you are, what you look like, and what other people think of you. If this critch thinks that she knows how to dress then she's as dumb as her face makes her look! Seriously, just from looking at the crap this bitch is squeezing her titty mounds into, we wouldn't let her Oreo crusted fingers touch an article of clothing in our wardrobe! And out of all the designers out there, little miss dip shit thinks she can make cloths to flatter every figure? It's more like "fatter" every figure!!!
Bitch needs to close her eyes, count back from 10 and get a grip on that turkey club, cause ain't no one buying her dreadful duds!
Blonde Ambition Mix:
1. Big Girls Dont Cry - Frankie Vallie
2. Flattery - Aly & Aj
3. Delusional - Saves The Day
4. Runway Music - A&F
5. The Curse Of Curves- Cute Is What We Aim For
6. Stupid Girl - Cold
7. Fashionable - Despised Icon
8. Yeah Right - Dinosaur Jr.
9. Go dummy, Go dummy - Messy Marv
10. Platinum Blonde Life - No Doubt
11. Walk Runway Miss Cunt - Jay Karen Pendavis
12. The Perfect Fit - The Dresden Dolls
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