Riddle us this:
What do a Cheap Trick
Fountain of Lame
Christian Gay Boy
And random Asian have in common?
Give up?
They're all starring in the next blockbuster flick titled Desperado Quattro. Ok, not really, but it's pretty fuckin close. Actually, the real story is just as atrocious. Apparently James Iha, of Smashing Pumpkins, Taylor Hanson of Hanson, Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick and Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne are fucking up the music scene by joining faggy forces and getting their groove on as a newly formed band.
The body frosting on this homo hotcake is the title of the band... Tainted Windows. We guess there is some connection between the name and the band, cause you damn well better be looking at this gruesome foursome through tainted windows... they're butt nut funky. We don't know who the brain child is behind this mash up, but just thinking about these fart burgers in the studio together just gives us the heebie jeebies. This unholy union is just wrong...like J.Lo and Death reproducing. Some things just need to be left alone, like J.Lo's snatch and this whack batch.
Why Mix:
1. This Is The New Shit - Marilyn Manson
2. When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000
3. Wicked And Weird - Buck 65
4. Dream Team Is In The House - L.A. Dream Team
5. Four Become One - Hawthorne Heights
6. Automatic Stop - The Strokes
7. Awful - Hole
8. Strange Times - The Black Keys
9. This Is For Real - Motion City Soundtrack
10. Pretty Odd - Panic At The Disco
11. Fooling Around - Changing Faces
12. What Do You Say In A Moment Like This - Reba McEntire
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