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All you so called diva's better recognize. You can't go around calling yourself a diva until you represent and prove that ishkabibble. Little baby bitch fits like Moo-riah throws are a dime a dozen, and just cause you have a bumper sticker in glittery sparkles that says the word Diva, doesn't really make you one. To earn that title, you've got to grab a bitch by her metaphoric balls, swing her round, make her touch the ground, and lick your goddamn diva heels.


Which bring us to today's post. The fine like wine Miss Etta "Eyebrows" James, sure knows how to pull her diva card and cut a hooker up. The hoe of choice is none other than "Better Run and Hide" Beyonce. Homehoe has a hit out on her anus, from the original chula from the block and if we were B-girl, we'd enter the witness protection program. Etta is hardcore and won't end your life easy, she'll scar up your face with a box cutter so you think of her every time you look into that mirror.


So, Etta has her granny panties in a wad, cause Be-ounce was asked to sing "At Last", the jam made famous by E-money, at the Inaugural Ball for the Obama's. And it's totally valid cause why have the watered down house brand cocktail, when you can go top shelf? Either way, click the linky dink below to hear Etta go on her little rampage live at one of her recent shows, and while doing so we suggest you let her eyebrows below take you away on a magical journey.

Whoop There It Is - Etta Soundbite

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