Remake Deez Nuts Mix:
In the ongoing cycle of unoriginal dookie splats that Hollywood's been churning out lately, yet another remake is in the works and this time they're fucking with the wrong flick. Apparently Hillary Duff and Kevin "We Dunno Who The Fuck This Is" Zegers are set to reprise the roles of Bonnie & Clyde made famous by Don't Fuck With Me Faye Dunaway and I'm Warning Ya Warren Beatty. Not only is this remake disturbing, (do you really think Disney's darling Duffypoo can be a bad ass broad slinging swears and bullets??), but it's also completely unnecessary. And Miss Mommy Dearest is voicing her opinion.
Don't Fuck With Me Faye got wind of the remake and has been quoted saying "couldn't they at least get a real actress?"
Ha! That shit right there is the reason we love Faye ever so. Bitch don't give a butt fuck and tells you like it is. If we were Duffadoodle we'd run and hide, cause you know Faye don't play, and will be waiting in the wings to whip her ass with a wire hanger.
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