By the time Sunday rolls around we are either rushing to get the zillion things we needed to get done before sundown or we wake up ripping bong hits trying to piece back how we even got home in the first place and who in holy whoring hell is in our bed next to us.
Even though we prefer the latter sometimes you just want to wake up solo and watch hungover television classics a la Blind Date. It may not be as nostalgic as our Solid Gold Dancers from yesterday but if you are in a relationship it may just tele port you back to those awkward ass dates we have all had before settling down.
Take a look at the douche above. First off if your date is starting the goodbye with the Titanic hug( she'll never let go jack ) it's a tell tale sign that there wont be any crazy jungle sex this evening or EVER. If it's early enough we say head back to the bar and find the one drinking the tequila, trust us it's loose liquid. Second if you go in for smoochie licks and get denied more than once your lips deserve to make out with a hot sandwich at this point. You will still be satisfied at the end of the night and it's not going to say no to you. So all you single people please remember just one thing.... "It's your life, take a chance"
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