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Lacey Can Suck My Asshole! 1

Monday, January 05, 2009 by , under



For the most part, reality tv is a scrambled shitball salad on a bed of dookie greens, but you can't deny the addiction it causes once you do get roped into one show or another. Yesterday's Sunday night programs were 100% pure reality hoochie heaven!!

It's started with the Rock of Love Charm School Reunion, which was much hyped since we broke wind about Shake Em Down Sharon and Muck Muck Brain Megan getting physical during the taping. So you know our asses were glued to the tube for this momentous occasion. Anyhaaaay, as promised, this hour long journey of recapped raunchiness didn't disappoint. From Rodeo's shameless plug about her "waterproof" jeans, to Dallas' amazing line to Lacey, which is today's post heading, these cheap cheddar-getters brought the trash and flash back into our living rooms. Even the winner, Brandi M was on point by letting the world know that she plans to spend her winnings on tits and trips.

But the most magical moment of the night was when wannabe Anna Nicole Smith, Megan, ran her cock loving lips off to Sharon! The whole encounter with Megan was awesome cause she's such a dumb cum guzzler, but with the clip below you can see that Sharon still has balls of steel and you just don't fuck with this classy broad or you get the Jesus Juice all up in your grill!



After the reality reunion roller coaster, we didn't think that tv could get much better, but alas anything having to do with Brett Michaels' hair extensions or tight crotch jeans always makes for good tv. Premiering last night was Rock of Love Bus which has a new batch of crispy fried freeloaders looking to get a licky of Mr. Poison's dicky.



The premise is pretty much the same as Rock of Love, but now these horny hangnails are on the road with Brett while he's on whore tour. All of dem hoochie coochies are camel toe up, but one in particular, who already got eliminated, was the funkiest of them all. Our pubic region started itching as soon as we saw her. It's the one and only "Miss Scary Spicy" (as the Brazilian ball blower, Marcia, labelled her). Take a gander below, but we warn you, you may toss your cookies or salad.



Once you've recovered from viewing this Hep C honeychild, you can take a look at all the tour bus roadkill here who are on the show. Sidenote: why is it that strippers, oh excuse us, "dancers" need to wear shoes where their toes hang out the top?? Did we miss the memo on this being sexy?



Boxed Wine Beauties Mix:
1. Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue
2. Cat Fight - The Gossip
3. Drama Queen - Lindsay Lohan
4. Self Control - Laura Branigan
5. The Big Payback - James Brown
6. Groupie Love - G. Unit
7. Gold Digger - Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx
8. Reunion - Slum Village
9. Hot Mess - Cam'rom
10. Reality Show - T. Pain
11. Lessons Learned - Alisha Keys ft. John Mayer
12. On The Road Again - Willie Nelson



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1 Reply to "Lacey Can Suck My Asshole!"

Cc* on January 6, 2009 10:50 PM

"True Beauty"...get on it....it's the perfect pairing if a packed bong or Ball Jar full of moonshine is within arms reach....