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Bust out the ass slappin spatulas and cock straining colanders cause it's time for a celebrity chef food fight! Gordon "Roid Rage" Ramsay and Mario "Cannoli Gut" Batali are the two crotchety chefs who are flinging disses and dirty dishes at each other. Apparently Cannoli Gut said that Roid Rage's cheffin skill couldn't pay the bills, and that they were too old school for NYC. Gordon retaliated in his true fuck off fashion by referring to Cannoli Gut as "Fanta Pants" due to his love of orange colored pants and Crocs....which is fuckin FANTA-STIC!!
And so smitten we were with that brilliant nickname and pintched with curiosity crotch itch, we decided to google what draws Cannoli Gut to that color and what orange actually signifies.
Orange is a power color. It is one of the healing colors. It is said to increase the craving for food. It also stimulates enthusiasm and creativity. Orange means vitality with endurance. People who like orange are usually thoughtful and sincere. If any change in life is needed, just burn an orange candle for 7 nights.
First off, this sounds like some crazy Wicken shit and we wouldn't fuck with that ish with a 10 foot pentagram. We don't want the 4th wind coming after our asses, so that right there is a tip off that Cannoli Gut is a little loose in the hoohah. Secondly, it's almost too perfect that the color orange increase food cravings, cause chefekins is clearly eating right with that gut-o-rama.
Anyhaaaay, we say these two boys need to step up and prove their manhood in a wrestling ring filled with culinary delights and settle the score once and for all.
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