Art 1
-noun
13. trickery; cunning: glib and devious art.
Ahhh yes gabbers trickery is indeed happening in the photo above. This poor fucking poodle keeps getting tricked by his owners cunning devious farty art. Uhh glib is in the dictionary? What you talking about Merriam-Webster's Dictionary? We don't have time to look that up anyhaaaay cause we have a date with some Sunday Punch at Brunch. Mmmmm....
Okay let's get to the topic at hand. Our diddle dip brains have managed to never catch one of these crazy EXTREME poodle grooming contest until now. This Lane Bryant lassie is a true Michelangelo although she sculpted Leonardo above. This scissor sister don't groom in vain. Eww we are getting a mental picture. The Peacockblocking poodle in the first picture should be NBC's new mascot. Change We Can Believe In!
We fucking love this crazy bitch above that decided to dress the part to show that extra UMPHH. She better be careful walking that poodle because it is gonna be mistaken for a baby buffalo which will then be speared on the street and ground into addicting buffalo burgers. Well that helped us decide what to order at brunch.
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