Growing Groin Mix:
Fuck us! Is Armani serious with these ads?! Cause looking at them seriously makes us wanna grab the first phallic thing we see and stick it in our ripe love canal! It's not even normal...no one can be this hot, but leave it to Schmeckle Beckle to be a vision of pure delight. We'd sell our soul to the devil himself for one rompfest with Beckidoodle, and one of us doesn't even like cock.
Mmmm he is DIVINE with a capital Dick. For real, we would eat the shit right out off his bing bong hole and smear it across our face like army camouflage. We don't give a fart if you're young or old, boy or girl, nun or priest, once you see this fine creation that a sperm and egg can create, we know you're dropping trou and ready for a good ole fashion fuckbot. Really though, blind people can even see how hot he is and well, they cant see.
Alls we know is that Vicki B better suck on dem soccer balls morning, noon and night and praying to the cock gods that she's got this hot piece to come home to.
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