GABBA GABBA HAAAAY

This is a very special Saturday, maybe even a historical one. We managed to wake at 9 a.m. without any sort of engagement or vacation flight to catch cause we all know those are the only two good reasons to get your booger infested eyes out of your sexual dungeon before noon. The last thing we saw before our Cinderella sleep was this euro trash teen bucking it down to what we believe was a huge hit overseas. And why are they calling a their pea knuckle penis a ding ding dong. Do they not have doorbells in Europa? Or their doorbells play techno. Ohhh weeee Tiara make that reason #1,572 to move there.

Americanos obviously can't handle that cock throbbing bass like our pre-pubic pancake faced amigo can. And speaking of his face if he continues making those diarrhea expressions while working up a seizure we assure you he will stay a virgin a long time after graduation. You know what we're talking about cause we all went to school with one. Skip to the 2:36 mark to see a move we have never seen even at the worst discotecha. It's like the butt-fuck, Zoolander looking cats claw! But wait check out this Queen Of Englands jewel below...

Ok, did you all fully process that? We know you watched it at least three times before you kept going. There really is no better place to show ones expertise talent than in Union Square. And this hackeysacking dandie doodle dandie is lucky we were able to snag such fantastic foot-age, hah! Honestsly we were shitting rainbow covered sprinkles watching it live and it still gets us every damn time. There is just so many moments like the helicopter chop, the knee bended freeze, the motorcycle, the pebble kick, shit do we have to go on? So as we await this snowy shit storm we get back in bed with our bong and start to weed dream about the spring again so we can capture peyote popin' moments like this.

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