GABBA GABBA HAAAAY

At first we thought the death threats that the Cruise's have recently been getting were awesome!! But then we stopped and though about a Cruise-less world and retracted our excitement for a family assassination. Take a moment to reflect on this yourself. If in fact the death threats actually came to fruition, we wouldn't have the following things to look forward to:

1. Katie's herpie lips
2. Crazycake's specialty platform sneakers
3. Awful Sci-Fi movies to mock
4. Suri's inevitable teenage rebellion

To bring your ding-a-ling up to speed, according to the Daily Mirror, Crazycakes & Co. have been receiving death threats which have gotten so out of hand that the FBI have been alerted. You can only imagine the scene at Chateau Crazycakes. In classic Cruise freak out mode, it's been reported that he's had a $5mill underground bunker built in their Colorado cock cottage and roll deep around town in armored vehicles. It's also been noted that the targeted threesome are even bomb proofing their everyday household items like Katie's commemorative Dawson's Creek Dildo, Tom's Scientology snuggle slippers and Suri's life size L. Ron puppet.

So as much as we enjoy seeing Crazycakes scramble around and live in fear, we definitely want them to stick around for the long haul and continue to be our gossip punching bags.



Bombasticology Mix:
1. Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones
2. Cover Me - Bruce Springsteen
3. Bombtrack - Rage Against The Machine
4. Protect Ya Neck - Wu-Tang Clan
5. Under Control - The Strokes
6. The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
7. Security - Otis Redding
8. Runaway - Ladytron
9. Sickos - Harlem Shakes
10. Hidden In Plain View - Jacob
11. Bullet With Butterfly Wings - Smashing Pumpkins
12. Don't Be Scared - A.R.E. Weapons

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