Today's post is dedicated to those naughty little devil sticks we all know and love. No were not talking about tampons, although they are fun at parties, we're gabbing about cigarettes! They instantly add that touch of class to your appearance, and if it wasn't for that pesky little thing called cancer, cigs would be everyones best friend!
We actually took the advise of former prez, Don Juan Ron and sent all our loved ones a carton! Nothing says I love you like a care package stuffed with smokes! And if you didn't get a cartoon, or at least a pack, we really feel for you because clearly no one in your fam loves you.
Pretty much at some point everyone has puffed on a puffer...even the squares out there. Most likely you started off by stealing them from your unsuspecting parents and pretending to smoke them with your friends. And then one day you graduated to inhaling, and you felt the instant "kool" enrapture you. Next thing you know you're scrapping for change in between the cushions of your couch and rolling pennies for puffs!
And seriously, who can blame you. Hot thick smoke adds sex appeal to even the lamest lover. They compliment any drug you're on, and especially add some fun to acid heads who watch the smoke form funkadoodle shapes.
Our only complaint is that they don't come in more flavors. We're forced to choose between regs, lights or menthol. How delish would it be if they have fish stick flavor, adding that spicy tuna tang? Well we can dream can't we?
So in honor of that flashy fresh making flavor menthol, here's a blast from the past commercial for that classic Kool cigarette!
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