Stupid is as stupid does. Yup...Sally Field had that shizel right when she told her youngling Forrest Gump those very words. But unlike Forrest, Long Islands horniest Ho since Amy Fischer, IS just a plain ol' blister brain.
This past weekend in Paris, the Dykling Ducks aka LezLo and Crotch Rot Ronson were sleazing across the red carpet-munching at the VIP Room Theatre when a protester from PETA pelted LezLo with a flour bomb, for donning a fur stole.
This past weekend in Paris, the Dykling Ducks aka LezLo and Crotch Rot Ronson were sleazing across the red carpet-munching at the VIP Room Theatre when a protester from PETA pelted LezLo with a flour bomb, for donning a fur stole.
For serious, nothing gets our nerples harder than a mash up of PETA's "balls of steel" protesters and the celebs being harassed. It's honestly gives us the same fuzzy feeling as when we were young tots and there was a snow day to get us out of school...we'd get to stay home and watch the original Price Is Right and re-runs of that British queen Mr. Belvedere. You know he always wanted a piece of Wesley T. Owen's ass chips.
Anywhore, today LezLo's official bento box licker stood up for her main cooch and said that her dog was more civilized than the PETA attacker. And that no one has the right to act like that whether someone is wearing fur or not. Bitch please, the only reason she's so defensive about this shiz is because that stole wasn't made from animal fur, it was a wrap she crafted out of her ass beard and pubie clippings.
We give PETA Two Snaps, a Tittie Twist and a French Kiss for a job well done.
Maybe listening to this little mix will help scissor some sense in those beaver bumpers.
Veggie Tales Mix:
Maybe listening to this little mix will help scissor some sense in those beaver bumpers.
Veggie Tales Mix:
1. Baby Powder - Boo ft Young Jeezy
2. Gothcha - Dj Deeon
3. Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar
4. Filthy Gorgeous- Scissor Sisters
5. Shame, Shame, Shame – Shirley & Company
6. Paris - Friendly Fires
7. Dumb – Nirvana
2. Gothcha - Dj Deeon
3. Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar
4. Filthy Gorgeous- Scissor Sisters
5. Shame, Shame, Shame – Shirley & Company
6. Paris - Friendly Fires
7. Dumb – Nirvana
8. You Get What You Deserve - Big Star
9. Cruel – Tori Amos
10. Out To Get You- James
11. Flowerbomb - Eddy De Clercq & Friends
12. Rabbit Fur Coat – Jenny Lewis & The Watson Twins |
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