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Ryan Reynolds Wrap and Scar Tissue Johansson (0)

Sunday, September 28, 2008 by , under




Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum have been touched with the kiss of death and have done the stupidest shiz possible.
Ryan Reynolds Wrap and Scar Tissue Johansson have walk down the isle...er, wood chip lined path and took the plunge this past weekend.
Why can't peeps in Hollywood just be happy with a good dickin and call it a day? Is it truly necessary to go through all the hoopla of having a wedding which you know will be broken up within a year?
Truth be told, Scar Tissue is a hot little piece of doodie wop, but she looks about as fun as an air dried vagina that peed in a port-o-potty.
And sweet baby Ry Ry also happens to be as hot and spicy as apple cider on a cold winter's night, who can also make your g-strings soggy with laughter, but you know he must have a Polly Pockets size peen, cause lets face it, no one's perfect.

So anyscoop, these two dimple dicks got hitched at some private ass wilderness resort in Canada. Say wha? Ummm, did Scar Tissue demand she go out like Snow Fuckin White and have all the little forest creatures scurrying around dressing her before the ceremony? I hope the little squirrels pegged their dumb asses with acorns instead of rice!
During the reception, down by the babbling brook, these two fucklettes danced on logs to this play list on their i-pinecone:

"Getting Married, AYE ?" Mix
1. Young, Nasty & Hitched - Brently Heilbron & His Sexy Ukulele
2.Lame Love - Julie Delpy Julie Delpy
3. Marriage to Millions - Cute Is What We Aim For
4. Dracula's Wedding - OutKast & Kelis
5. Crazy In Love - Beyoncé
6. Let My Love Open The Door - Pete Townsend
7. Everything - Alanis Morissette
8. Give A Little Bit - Goo Goo Dolls
9. I Do - Lisa Loeb
10. The Power of Love - CĂ©line Dion
11. Babes in the Woods - Lyle Lovett
12. Hidden Place - Bjork



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