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There should be a rule in life that doesn't allow hot bitches to die. So were are extremely sadden that the most delectable hot bitch Paul Newman passed away of cancer. And for all of you who think hot bitch only means outer beauty you fools are surely mistaken. This Hot Bitch was an actor, entrepreneur, film director, humanitarian and an auto racer.

Let's just talk about Newman's Own for a twinkling. His company has donated %100 of it's profits which has reached over $250 million dollars to educational and charitable services since it's royal conception in 1982. That is hot, bitch. Forget the money though, the most important thing we will remember is the those fucking banging and enchanting mint oreos he made. So what if his food was granola, that shit is still blue-ribbon stoner nosh. All his goods are the shit!

We nearly shit ourselves when we found out Newman was color blind. He wanted to be a pilot while he was in the Navy and shit and found out he was colorblind so homeboy was grounded without wings. What the fuck is that like not to be able to see color? It has to be boring but maybe he spiced up his retinas with his picturesque imagination. We can't believe those appetizing eyeballs couldn't make out a color. Poor hot Bitch.

Lets all remember his dopeness by spending this yucky caca Saturday and watching some of his greatest films like Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid, Exodus and The Color Of Money where he finally won a long deserved Oscar. But our favorite has to be Hombre. The slogan was "Hombre means MAN... Paul Newman is HOMBRE!" If that's not on his gravestone we have not don't the man justice.

Just before Paul's death he was last heard listening to his favorite mix which was believed to make him see the color blue like his crystal blue balls. You will be missed Paul.



"Paul Newman's Opus" Mix
1. Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
2. You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate
3. Lost In the Supermarket - The Clash
4. Salad Bowl - Nick Alexander
5. Popcorn - Hot Butter
6. No Cars Go - Arcade Fire
7. You May Know Him - Cat Power
8. I Give You Give Blind - Crosby, Still & Nash
9. Forever Young - Rod Stewart
10. Heart Of Gold - Neil Young
11. I Can Only Give You Everything - MC5
12. 8 Ball -Underworld

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