When we heard that the menopause network also known as Lifetime would be airing an original biographical movie on Coco Chanel we nearly piddled on the floor like an excited new born pup...and then the excitement level was quadrupled when we heard that it would be none other than the divine Ms. Shirley Mac"Cut You"Clain playing Coco!
We've died and gone to middle America, housewife heaven.
Burn all your Danielle Steel and harlequin novels. Delete all your Martha Stewart and Oprah episodes on Tivo, cause the only thing you'll need to keep you feeling warm and tingly (aside from your Rabbit) is this masterful piece of Saturday night TV.
The 3 hour bio pic was filled with delicious little nibbles, with quotes like "Chanel silence." and "Freedom never goes out of style." The movie makes you live in the past and view the times through the eyes of a feisty and fiery femme fatale!
There were so many beautiful scenes with the amazing Chanel fashions starting from early in her career leading up to the iconic suits...and you cant help but crave her little masterpieces, like you crave Beckhams hot beef injection.
The best is that homehoe had her little bitches sewing each piece by hand and doing away with machines, because she was really a perfectionist or maybe just a masochist.
Now this is just an honest observation, but if Coco wasn't shown with her gentleman callers, one might think, judging by her actions and attitude, that she was a full fledged clit craving dyke!
Anywoop, in honor of Mizz Coco Puffs we salute her with a magical and milky mix:
"Cuckoo For CoCo Chanel " Mix
1. Money, Power, Respect - The Lox ft. DMX & Lil Kim
2. Struggle - Mr. Capone-E
3. Smoking Cigarettes - Tweet
4. She Works Hard For The Money - Donna Summer
5. It's My Life - Talk Talk
6. Simply The Best - Tina Turner
7. Mademoiselle - Styx
8. Don't Rain On My Parade - Barbara Streisand
9. Bestido De Coco - Celia Cruz
10. Number Five - Pizziacato Five
11. She's A Bad Mama Jama - Carl Carlton
12. My Way - Frank Sinatra
Bonus Track
13. Chanel - Faye Wong
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