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Yesterday, Sunday night TV was infested with the airing of the 2008 MTV VMA's also know as Vomiting Mutant Assdots. This stinkfest was the worst piece of crap to hit the airwaves since 7th Heaven. Honestly, the above pic should have been what those so called performers received last night... roasted pieces of hairy, rank moon-ing men.

Seriously thought, we would have preferred having that Ramen Noodle lips "Wannabe a VJ" winner Jesse host this garbage instead of jizz licker Russell Brand! If they're going to bring in a homeless looking host, then at least give it to someone who really needs a free meal and not some British pony fucker.

And another thing...all anyone can talk about is how last night was Food Stamp Spears' big cumback. Come on, it's pretty clear that all they did was slap on some Wet-N-Wild cosmetics, glue on a couple of new "Dreamcatchers Hair Extensions, by Paris Hilton (no shit, that's the name of her donkey-ass hair pieces) and put her in a Joyce Lesbian bargain bin dress.

Food Stamps Spears could have at least did a little lip syncing and body waving to deserve those awards. I mean Expired Aguilera did it, so in true competitive Disney dyke style, Food Stamp Spears should have attempted to Superman that hoe.

We must say, that with all the diarrhea stains slithering up and down the stage, at least there was no sign of Fragile Fuck Fergie. We're tired of seeing that meth face. The only time we can actually stand to see this crotch wad is when she's pissing in her spandex pants or being tea bagged by the rest of the Black Eye Sleeze.

And Seriously.
Seriously. Who the fuck are these German dookieberries, Tokio Hotel? The lead singer looks like he got hit in the face with a Heidi Klum qeef and a smacked with a Hasselhoff hemorrhoid. We're fairly certain that the lead singer makes wigs out of his own waxed crack hair and deep throats dread lock cock boy.

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