GABBA GABBA HAAAAY

Hip Hip Whore-Hay!
Big fuckin woop! Miss Jenny from the Crock Pot, feels all triumphant cause she completed some rinkie dink Malibu Triathlon.
Honestly, you know ho-girl just did it to try and get her saggy ass back into shape, and not so much for the angle she's playing that she did it to raise some bling for a children's hospital.

Ummm Miss Thang, you're like a zillionaire, just donate some money and call it a day! You don't see Brad and Angie parading around like some gym rat wannabe's and saying that they're doing it for charity. Just bust out your Looney Tune themed check and sent that mother out.

Honestly, this is just another publicity stunt to get ol' Fly Trap Girl back in the press.
Her Puerto Rican ass hasn't been back in the limelight since she popped out those two vampire younglings, and like her kids feen for the blood she feens for the attention.

So in short, it's gonna take more to impress us J.Ho, so keep on tryin cause we aint buyin!



"Tour De Force Of Course" Mix
1. High Energy - Evelyn Thomas
2. You Can Do It - Ice Cube
3. Flexin' - Heavy D & The Boyz
4. Pump It Up - Elvis Costello
5. Jumping Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
6. Sweating Bullets - Megadeth
7. Physical - Olivia Newton John
8. Triathlon - Vectrolab
9. Into the Ocean - Blue October
10. Bicycle Race - Queen
11. I Ran (So Far Away) - Flock Of Seagulls
12. Finish Line - Lou Reed

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