Oh, say it ain't so!
Another Hollywood hero has gone three sheets to the wind...we don't even know what that means, but people say it, so we guess its got to make sense to someone.
Anydrunk, Miss Hit Em Up Heather has gone and got herself in a real pickle...another saying that Quaaludes us, but whateves.
Our sweet sweet bad to the bone, rock n roll-model has been arrested for driving, during the day, under the influence. She appeared to be zonked out on prescription pillz and was a swaying all over like she was getting road head.
Don't get us wrong, we're definitely a fan of prescription pills and we're definitely all for getting fucked up, but why, oh why do peeps get wasted and then get behind the wheel? Honestly, it's more fun to stay inside, zoning out, fighting the sleep, eating chocolate and smoking stogies til your fingers are yellow.
If these celebs are looking for a thrill, pop a couple of pills and get a fuckin Wii!! Pretend your driving, or playing golf or whatever the fuck these Japs have made for the game system. Just don't go out thinking your supermang and expect not to look suspicious when you're doing 3 mph on the opposite side of the rode and your eyes are closed. Cops are dookie-brains, but they ain't that Limp Bizkit.
Anysways, Hit Em Up Heather was blasting the shit out of her i-perc with this mix a bumpin:
"Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear?" Mix
"Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear?" Mix
1. Wild in the Streets - Bon Jovi
2. Ride & Swerve - Blak Jak
3. Act a Fool - Ludacris
4. Purple Pills - D12
5. Here We Go Loopy-Loo - Pete Seeger
6. Speeding Up to Slow Down - Better Than Ezra
7. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies
8. Why Don't We Get Drunk - Jimmy Buffet
9. The Only Time - Nine Inch Nails
10. Bad Girls - Donna Summer
11. Real Wild Child (Wild One) - Iggy Pop
12. Trouble - P!nk
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