GABBA GABBA HAAAAY

Let's pretend we were playing Password and we said to you:
Public terlets.
Smokin Doobies.
Ass Crack/Cock-Caine.

Who would come to mind first? DING DING DING! If you guessed George "Fun Boy" Michael, then you sure know your gay druggie trivia and we salute you!

Last night in foggy London town, Fun Boy was caught yet again in a public bathroom and arrested for carrying that sticky and sweet shit along with some nose candy. We just don't flippin get it. Why oh why do celebs insist on A. hanging out or even entering public restrooms and B. having drugs on them when they do it.

I guess the saying is true, money doesn't buy happiness and it sure as shit doesn't make you any smarter.

You can bet your bottom ducket, that if we were international celebrities, we'd have bitches running around on all fours doing our dirty work, like wiping our asses squeaky clean with a q-tip, or dabbing sweat off our brows when we're schfitzing. And for shit sure we'd have a look out squad on hand at all times when we're compelled to do illegal shitzies.

Don't get us wrong, we think its farking awesome that Papa Michael likes to get his rocks off and party like a, well...a gay boy, but Georgie-Cakes, don't be a dick about it. Watch your ass for fuck sake would ya...even if somebody's fucking it! Unless you're promoting an album or world tour, there's just no need to be caught doing stupid shit.
Anyblitz, among the drugs, paraphernalia and pocket lint that was confiscated from G-Strings pockets, his i-popper was taken and had this play list a blastin:



"Oi, Give Us A Light" Mix
1. I Want To Get High - Cypress Hill
2. Little Green Bag - George Baker
3. Meet Me In The Bathroom - The Strokes
4. Who's Got The Crack - The Moldy Peaches
5. Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash
6. Smoke And Wine - Hank Williams III
7. Good Stuff - B-52's
8. You're No Good - Lida Rondstandt
9. I Can't Say No - Joan Osborne
10. Living With Ghosts - Smoke Fairies
11. Last Dance With Mary Jane - Tom Petty
12. Where Is My Mind - The Pixies

|