It hardly seems fair to post about "Baby Dick Blaine" since he's about as relevant as the fake tits on Tara Reid, but seeing as how he's taking his two bit carny show to another "extreme" we figured we'd do his ass a solid and talk about it.
Baby Dick is slated to perform "The Batman Stunt" officially called David Blaine: Dive of Death in which he'll hang upside down for three days and two nights in NYC's Central Park forgoing any food or water.
We're sure that all the sexual deviants and crack fends are psyched about this ding dong bringing all the cameras and tourists out to their quaint nook of necrophilia, but we can only hope that at the end of the stunt the rope will be cut and the real bloodsuckers will rip his ass from limb to limb and dine on his feeble brown flesh.
To gear up for his next cunt stunt, Baby Dick created a new play list to get is mojo rising:
"The Shocker 2 in the pink, 1 in the Stink" Mix
1. I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly
2. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
3. I Go To Extremes - Billy Joel
4. Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
5. Get Off My Cloud -The Rolling Stones
6. If My Nose Was Running Money (I'd Blow it all on You) - Aaron Wilburn
7. How Bizarre - OMC
2. Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie
3. I Go To Extremes - Billy Joel
4. Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
5. Get Off My Cloud -The Rolling Stones
6. If My Nose Was Running Money (I'd Blow it all on You) - Aaron Wilburn
7. How Bizarre - OMC
8. Things that Make You Go Hmmmm... - C & C Music Factory
9. Insomnia - Faithless
10. Abracadabra - Steve Miller Band
11. Mr. Vain - C Factory
12. Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx
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