Poor Jen "The Jinx" Aniston. Little Miss Unlucky in Love can't seem to get her pussyhold tight enough around any of the Hollywood hotties to bag em for longer than a few months. From the looks of her almost 40 year old bod, she's definitely physically fit, but maybe it's her clit that needs the workout!
Girl, grab yourself a Thigh Master and start squeezing away. That shit's bound to get you that good pussy grip in no time.
We've never been friends or fans of the "Friends" crew and could give two shit sticks about any of those losers, and Jinx is no exception. We're tired of seeing her parade around Hollywood with her Fart Water and designer jeans acting like she's on top of the world.
Bitch, we know at any given moment you're ready to run into a gas station bathroom with a Lady Schick in hand to tap open those veins. So stop playing the victim already! Give us the rage and angst that's brewing inside your empty shell of a Greek body. We want to see you attack those nosey photogs, and fuck a n*gga up on the red carpet when they ask you those painful personal questions.
But alas, we'll have to just keep our fingers crossed, that all the sadness will eventually be replaced with the "Rachel" rage.
Unfortunately, we don't think it will be anytime soon, since we just got word Courtney Sux Cox just scraped Jinx off her living room floor with this mix playing on repeat.
"Always the Bridesmaid, Never the Bride" Mix
1. Why Does my Heart Feel So Bad - Moby
2. Foolish Games - Jewel
3. Without You - Harry Nilsson
4. Sour Times - Portishead
5. One More Try - Timmy T
6. Owner Of A Lonely Heart - Yes
7. I Want Know What Love Is - Foreigner
8. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O' Connor
9. Lost Cause - Beck
10. Secret Song - Alanis Morissette
11. Somewhere Out There - James Ingram & Linda Ronstadt
12. The Scientist - Coldplay
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