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Ahhh another OlympDics bites the dust...

While the 2008 spectacle was mildly entertaining, with all the drama about underage Asians and real life American "Super Heroes" our favorite parts were the fans that showed their OlympDic spirit. Pin Head, shown above, is TCM doctor Wei Shengchu from Nanning, who in honor of the Beijing OlympDics stuck 2,008 needles in his head. Clearly, Barf Noodles Winehouse has some needle work competition.

Speaking of competition, we think that the 2012 OlympDics should incorporate more physically challenging events like Double Dutch, or a Quick Texting Showdown. Shit, even a Hot Dog Eating contest would pump some meaty flava into that shit. If fucking Flipper Boy Phelps claims to eat three fried egg sandwiches, three chocolate-chip pancakes, five-egg omelette's, three sugar-coated slices of French toast and a bowl of grits just for breakfast then I wanna see that cracka ass woof down some tasty pig ass bi product for a shot at sweet gold! Now THAT would be a better representation of an American sport!

AnySwayze, another fav fan of ours is Wack Tat McGinty below. This is either a gang related initiation stunt or his dumb ass tatted himself up and shaved his locks after watching the Angie Jo flick Wanted. Dumbass!




SCHWING!
Moving on, we want to thank you Speedo for creating swim materials that highlight what's really important on a swimmer bod! Unfortunately, shlong censorship is ever present in one of the photos below.

Now you see it.


Now you don't.

While we're on the subject of Flipper Boy Phelps, can someone please tell him that those aren't chocolate gold coins. For fuck sake, the boy will try and eat anything that's put in front of him!!!

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